This here story about me tryin’ to get me a high imitation Rolex, you know, that two-tone black Submariner. That watch, she’s a looker, ain’t she? I seen pictures, and Lordy, I just gotta have one. But them real ones, they cost more than my old mule did back in the day. So, I’m lookin’ at these fake ones, the high imitation they call ’em.
Heard from some folks sayin’ them two-tone ones ain’t as good as the plain ones. They say it ain’t a real this or a real that. But shoot, I like how it looks with that gold and black. Shines real pretty, I reckon. And it’s not about being fancy it’s about wearing something that looks good on the wrist!
Gettin’ One Ain’t Easy
Now, gettin’ your hands on one of these Rolex watches, even the fake ones, ain’t like pickin’ apples off a tree. You can’t just mosey on into any old store and expect to find one sittin’ there waitin’ for ya. Nope, there’s a whole rigmarole to it.
I heard some folks talkin’, sayin’ you gotta get on some kinda list. A waitin’ list, they call it. And you gotta wait, and wait, and wait some more. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me. I ain’t got time for all that waitin’.
- First, you gotta find a place that sells ’em.
- Then you gotta ask about that two-tone black Submariner.
- Then they tell ya about this waitin’ list.
- And then you just gotta sit there and twiddle your thumbs.
The Best Rolex, Is It?
Some folks say these Rolex Submariner things is the best to put your money in. Like plantin’ seeds, but instead of corn, you get more money later. Don’t know if that’s true, but I heard it more than once. They say them Submariner, Datejust, Daytona, and GMT-Master II, them’s the ones to get. They say those are good watches, last a long time, and folks always want ’em. I ain’t got the money for any of those though, that’s why I’m looking at the high imitation Rolex.
Blue or Black, Which One?
Now, I seen some folks talkin’ ’bout a blue one. Says it’s better than the black one. But that black one, with that gold, it just calls to me. I reckon I’ll have to see ’em both in person before I make up my mind. I like that two-tone, black and gold just looks rich, you know? But I ain’t got nothin’ against that blue. I just gotta see which one looks better in person.
Don’t matter what them other folks say, though. It’s my wrist, and it’s my money. Well, not my money yet, gotta save up a bit more. But you get the idea. I’m gonna get the one that looks best to me, blue or black. Even if it’s a fake one, it will look good on my wrist, and that’s all that matters. This high imitation Rolex two-tone black Submariner is just callin’ my name.
Fake or Real, Does It Matter?
Some people get all high and mighty about wearin’ a fake watch. Like it’s some kinda sin. Well, I tell you what, I worked hard all my life. And if I want to wear a watch that looks like a Rolex, even if it ain’t a real one, that’s my business. It makes me feel good, makes me feel like I got somethin’ nice. And ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. It’s a nice looking watch, who cares if it’s real or not. All I know is I want a high imitation Rolex two-tone black Submariner.
So, I’m gonna keep lookin’, keep savin’, and one of these days, I’m gonna have that two-tone black Submariner on my wrist. And it’s gonna be the prettiest darn thing you ever did see. You just wait and see. Might take me a while, but I’ll get there. I got my heart set on it. And when I get somethin’ in my head, I don’t give up easy. Nope, not one bit. This high imitation Rolex will be mine, I’m sure of it.
And you know what? When I finally get it, I’m gonna wear it everywhere. To the grocery store, to church, even to work in the garden. ‘Cause it’s gonna be mine, and I’m gonna be proud of it. Real or fake, don’t matter. It’s gonna be my Rolex.
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