You know, I hear folks talkin’ ’bout these High imitation Rolex Submariner, Original order, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, I reckon. But what’s the big deal? It’s just a watch, ain’t it? I seen one once, shiny and all. My grandson, he’s always on that internet thing, showed it to me. Said it cost more than my whole house! Can you believe that?
Now, I ain’t never had no fancy watch. My old one, it tells the time just fine. Got it years ago, and it still works. Don’t need no Rolex, Submariner or whatever, to tell me when it’s time to feed the chickens. But I guess some folks like that sort of thing. Makes ’em feel important, I suppose. Like they got more money than sense.
This here Rolex Submariner, they say it’s a “high imitation.” That means it looks just like the real one, but it ain’t. It’s a fake. Like them plastic flowers Martha down the road puts in her yard. Look pretty from afar, but up close, you can tell they ain’t real. Why anyone would want a fake watch is beyond me. It’s like wearin’ a lie on your wrist.
- They say these fake Rolexes, these high imitation ones, are all over the place now.
- You can get ’em online, I hear. My grandson, he could probably find you one in a minute.
- Some folks, they even try to pass ’em off as real. Tryin’ to trick people. That ain’t right.
This here “Original order,” I don’t even know what that means. Sounds like somethin’ you’d say at the diner. “I’ll take the original order of fries, please.” Maybe it means it’s the first fake they made? Who knows. These young folks and their fancy words. They think they’re so smart. The word you should focus on is Submariner, that’s the model, they say. It is a hot model.
I seen on that internet, they got all kinds of these fake watches. Not just Rolex. They got other fancy names too. But this Rolex Submariner, it seems to be the most popular. Guess it’s like them designer handbags all the ladies are crazy about. The ones that cost more than a month’s worth of groceries. I’d rather have the groceries, thank you very much.
They say these high imitation Rolex Submariner watches, they’re made with good stuff. Swiss movements, whatever that means. Must be somethin’ fancy. Probably makes the hands go round real smooth. But my old watch, the hands go round just fine. And it ain’t never needed no Swiss movement. Just a new battery every now and then.
Some folks, they collect these fake watches. Like stamps or them little porcelain dolls. Seems like a waste of money to me. But I guess everyone’s got their own thing. Me, I collect eggs. Fresh from my hens. Can’t get no fresher than that. And they don’t cost a fortune like this Rolex Submariner, Original order or no.
- I reckon if you want a fancy watch, and you got the money, then go ahead.
- But don’t go buyin’ no fake one. That’s just silly.
- And don’t try to fool people into thinkin’ it’s real. That’s just dishonest.
- Just remember, a watch is a watch. It’s just to tell you the time.
This whole high imitation Rolex Submariner, Original order thing, it’s just a lot of fuss over nothin’, if you ask me. Like a storm in a teacup. Much ado about nothing, as they say. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my garden. My tomatoes ain’t gonna water themselves. And they don’t care what kind of watch I’m wearin’, real or fake. They just want some sunshine and a little bit of love. That’s all any of us really need, ain’t it? Some sunshine and love. Not this expensive Submariner.
They are cheap, I heard. Maybe less than one hundred. I don’t know the exact number, but I heard it is cheap. That is why so many people buy it. Even though it is cheap, it looks like real. Amazing, right? But still, it is fake. Not real Rolex. No matter how good it looks, remember it is fake.